My daughter plays the Good Samaritan. Who could pass by on t`other side with a poor stranded crab flailing so? I swore I heard his pincers tapping out the following in morse, “Get me out of this pond sharpish, the tide’s going out!”
The seaside town of Lyme Regis is about seven miles from my hometown, Axminster. This pretty resort, bustling in summer, comatose in winter, is on the Jurassic Coast which is reknowned for its dinosaur fossils – you`ll have to look for `em, mind! – and the Victorian paleontologist Mary Anning whose contemporary peers sadly paid her little heed.
The stone-built Cobb, stretching some one hundred metres out to sea, serves to nestle the harbour which contains a little port replete with fishing boats. In recent years it has had its claim to fame, featuring in the movie The French Lieutenant`s Women and in an adaptation of Jane Austen`s Persuasion, a kind of autobiographical novel in which the heroine, Austen herself, falls off the Cobb sustaining severe concussion. Alas, it was the last novel she ever wrote :)
Imagine you`re in your runabout `68 E-type jaguar on the way to a pop concert with a friend. Things are running a little late so you decide to take a short cut but have to stop for a lorry which is blocking the road.
Your conversation (for the purposes of this exercise) may go like this:
1)Friend: If we`d left earlier, we`d be there by now.
2)You: Well if I`d known about this damn lorry, I wouldn`t have taken this route.
3)Friend: You know how it is, when we try a new route we always end up late.
4)You: Of course, if we had GPS, we wouldn`t be stuck behind this lorry now.
5) Bugger it, let`s go to the pub instead.
Sentence 1) mixes the third and second conditional forms. The `if clause` (if + subject + past perfect) is in the third conditional and expresses a situation which is contrary to reality in the past i.e. they didn`t leave earlier for the concert. The `subordinate clause` (subject + would/n`t + short infinitive) is in the second conditional and expresses the result of the `if` clause i.e. a situation which is contrary to reality in the present i.e. they aren`t at the concert now.
Sentence 2) is entirely third conditional, the `if clause` (if + subject + past perfect) expressing an unreal past situation which in turn results in an unreal past effect in the `subordinate clause` (subject + would/n`t + past perfect) i.e. you didn`t know about the lorry so you didn`t take an alternative route.
Sentence 3) is zero conditional in form with verbs in both the `if` and `subordinate` clauses in the present tense. This conditional form is used to talk about things we perceive to be true in general e.g. when the summer sun dips low over the fields the swifts begin their audacious display, making those archaic red arrows look like so many laughable and idiotic toys.
Sentence 4) is a second conditional sentence, expressing a situation contrary to reality in the present and future. The fact of the situation is that they don`t possess GPS and consequently are stuck behind the lorry. In terms of form, the `if` clause uses the simple past and the `subordinate` clause uses would + short infinitive.
Sentence 5) The pragmatic solution.
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‘Happiness is less a matter of pursuit than an appreciation of what you already have.’
Canada geese on the river Otter estuary, Devon, England
Just a quick blog this time to help you with your intonation. Read and listen to the following polite requests. Each request (examples 1 to 7) is recorded three times – the first time with ‘flat’ intonation, the second and third with ‘ordinary’ intonation. Notice how the ‘ordinary’ intonation in each request makes the speaker sound both friendlier and more interesting than the duller sounding ‘flat’ intonation. Try to copy the ‘ordinary’ intonation and rhythm of each example. Good luck!
1) Would you mind opening the window? It’s rather hot in here.
2) Could I sit here, please?
3) I wonder if you could help me out tomorrow morning? I’m moving house.
4) Would you like to see a movie tonight? Avatar is showing at The Odeon.
5) How about going to the beach this weekend? It’s going to be 35 degrees on Saturday.
6) It would be really helpful if you could stay on tonight – as you know, we have to finish the accounts audit.
7) Can you pass me the newspaper, please? I’m afraid I’ve hurt my back.
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Farmer Hugo Baskerville sets out to tend his ponies
If you have ever had an unfathomable urge to visit an inhospitable wilderness replete with treacherous bogs, changeable and often extreme weather conditions; then the moorland of Dartmoor, Devon, is the perfect place for you. For more than a hundred years the Baskerville family - despite such harsh conditions – have succeeded in breeding prize-winning ponies there. Listen to an interview with Hugo Baskerville in which he talks about the weather conditions he has to deal with as a moorland farmer.
1) Place the weather words/expressions he mentions into three categories:
a) hot/dry weather
b) cold/wet weather
c) mild weather
2) According to the interview are these statements about Dartmoor’s weather conditions TRUE or FALSE?
a) Hugo Baskerville’s ponies have never died in winter
b) This year, there was more rain in February than usual
c) It is unsafe to walk on Dartmoor in winter unless you wear appropriate clothing
d) The ponies do not need extra water in June
e) Mr Baskerville enjoys winter more than summer on the moor
3) In Hugh Baskerville’s opinion, which is:
a) the coldest month of the year?
b) the hottest month – over the last few years
c) his favourite season?
unfathomable – impossible to understand
urge – wish, desire
moorland – open land overgrown by grasses, heather, etc
inhospitable – unfriendly
treacherous – dangerous
replete – well filled, abundant
harsh – of the weather: difficult to bear
drizzle – fine, misty rain
torrential downpour – heavy rain falling in a short burst
bog – wet, spongy ground
cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey – extremely cold
sweltering – unpleasantly hot
scorching – of heat: so hot it makes things dry up
close – hot and stuffy weather
dehydration – state of losing water or body fluids
drought – a long period with no rainfall
shrivel up – become small and wrinkled, due to heat
clement – pleasantly mild weather
overcast – cloudy
gear – equipment, clothing
trough – feeding container for cattle, horses, etc
top up – fill a container when its level drops below the recommended level
fodder – farm animal feed
perish – die
a gonna – deceased (informal)
1 a) sweltering, heat wave, scorching, fire, drought, shrivel up, dehydration, close
b) snow, cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey, chilly, Jack Frost, rain, drizzle, torrential downpour
c) clement, cooler, overcast
2 a) true b) true c) true d) false e) he enjoys neither winter nor summer
3 a) February b) September c) Spring
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